Gobble Gobble Jive Turkey Gobble
YOU GUYS. On Thanksgiving, we saw a BUNCH of wild turkeys. I’m talking like 20 of ’em, just walkin’ down the street, stopping in each yard, hangin’ out.
What the what?!
Once I started chasing them they didn’t stick around for long, but I’m telling you, it was a Thanksgiving miracle!
I hope I see 20 Santa’s walking down the middle of the street on Christmas… I’d yell “SANTA!!!” like Will Ferrell in Elf.